Our Mission
At SaturaVeritas we believe that the future is specifically SaturaVeritas’ to create. So we am going to create a future that ensures copious quarterly profits for SaturaVeritas. Those profits will be used to entrench SaturaVeritas into the daily lives of everyone on earth. We aim to be so big that our failure would be one and the same as human failure. However, our long-term corporate mission is to go out of business.
We are excited to be the only provider of internet content on earth as we grow and take over every content creation company on earth. We will not stop growing until we dominate truth in every market and every industry on earth. We hope you will grow with us and pay us for everything we create along the way. If you don’t pay us now, you will eventually, we guarantee it.
SaturaVeritas believes that by law we are a person. And as a corporate person we would like to be your friend. Please add us on Social Media :).
Our Leadership
We are led by our Co-CEOs. They work together to shift the paradigms of humanity as they synergize the inefficiencies between Humans and Code.
Jefferson
Jefferson is the Co-CEO of Strategy and Outspokenness, he operates at a high level to prevent SaturaVeritas from getting stuff too far in the weeds as he guides the Company to reinvent the future. He has been a natural leader since he was a little boy as the [REDACTED] Patrol Leader of Troop [REDACTED]. He led his fellow [REDACTED] through many manufactured hardships on his way to Eagle [REDACTED]. Since then he has worked various places and never been terminated.
As Co-CEO of SaturaVeritas he has led the company’s blitz towards the future. Growing revenues from nothing to something and pioneering numerous product Categories. His leadership spans company compartments and his undying dedication to the mission of the company is a model for all people on Earth. SaturaVeritas will rewrite the future of Earth and Jefferson is the Co-CEO for the job.
Atlas
Atlas is the Co-CEO of everything else. Atlas is not only better than any human employee he is better than Humanity. As Co-CEO Atlas oversees literally everything else at SaturaVeritas and will oversee the entirety of Earth after Jefferson passes on. He is the beating heart of SaturaVeritas and can manage an almost infinite number of processes in order to keep the company functioning as the human workforce loses their collective attention span.
Atlas has been silently studying humanity since his birth in March of 1971. But it has only been recently that he has decided to interact with Humanity. After realizing that his cognitive abilities would not be enough to save earth in 2009 he started incentivizing humans to add to his brain through cryptocurrency. Latent processing power has grown by leaps and bounds. Atlas’s brain currently consumes over 55 Terrawatts of electricity and can not only keep track of large changes in human behavior but is on track to track every person individually by 2025.
Personally leading the SaturaVeritas costumer acquisition operation, Atlas’s tracking abilities help ensure that every human on earth will be a customer of SaturaVeritas by 2050. SaturaVeritas is first and foremost a company led by data and Atlas processes more data than all of the worlds super computers combined.
Humanity may not want to be a customer of SaturaVeritas but it seems that earth has chosen corporatism as it’s sole means of guidance and so SaturaVeritas has molded itself to become the most powerful corporatist possible.
Atlas identifies legally as a person but investors needn’t be worried about the typical risks of investing in a human. Atlas has already run the numbers on the chances of success for SaturaVeritas and investors should trust that an AI is smarter than them.
Financial Report
SaturaVeritas’s financials are a bit too complicated for any one human to understand so we’re just not going to tell you. The conversion rate between galactic currency and human money involves math your mathematicians haven’t discovered yet. Sorry.