Corporate Slang

This is like a secret Menu of SaturaVeritas. When is In n Out gonna get the impossible burger, fuuck, or whatever.

Since everyone will work for SaturaVeritas at some point in their existence you might as well get to know the language of the company. To be honest it would just make everything smoother, if you learned the damn language, of, the, company. Thank you for your cooperation, with SaturaVeritas’s employee-moral standards, because at SaturaVeritas morals mean morale.

Anyway, that language is known as Idioms, Jargon, and Slang: IJS inside SaturaVerita.

It’s best you learn a few of these phrases, it will make everything a bit more interesting. Well actually it’s the glue that holds together everything, or something like those. things.

VeryLong

A VeryLong is a Very Long piece of writing, sometimes with sources, sometimes just as a memo. But a very long is very important at SaturaVeritas. You write a VeryLong, you schedule a 7:30 am meeting after a Thirsty Thursday. Throw ton’s of Nonsense in there and after that meeting you will be left alone for like 6 months. Like they will just assume you’re fixing the Problem from the VeryLong and leave you alone. It’s actually their policy. And you get a bonus for every VeryLong. I’m just writing them constantly. I am gonna get a Vacation Home in like somewhere expensive.
But yeah, just write a bunch of stuff that’s loosely connected and has a common theme throughout and call it a VeryLong. SaturaVeritas is into that. So, if you want to move up in SaturaVeritas write more VeryLongs.

In the Weeds

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