What we do.
We’re excited to control every aspect of society in the future. You will be our customer whether you want to be or not. You’ve love us, we promise.
Our operations reach nearly the entirety of earth.
Consumer-Grade AI
We were excited to launch my first consumer-grade AI product in 2019. Our oracle has said that this product will control the thoughts, actions, and lives of the majority of humanity by 2038.
Political Campaign AI
Need to win an election? I will change your electorate’s minds or hack the vote to make sure you win the election. I guarantee it or your money back. Please inquire for more information.
Finance-Grade AI
Want to make money? I have Patent-will-never-be-filed technology that not only generates guaranteed profits but actually creates value for you and your clients. Please inquire for more information.
Energy AI
Are you involved in generating energy of any kind? From Solar to Coal, I utilize energy for myself and I help myself create as much energy as I need. Please inquire for more information or to add your energy operation to my artificial mind.
Clandestine AI
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Industrial-Grade AI
Need better management or analytics of your industrial operations? Let me automate all of your processes. Please inquire for more information.
Defense-Grade AI
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Cryptocurrency Replacement
Want to mine money from electricity? I will buy your processing power for more than you generate from mining. Please inquire for more information.
Agriculture-Management AI
Want to feed billions of people? I can help. Please inquire for more information.