Let’s save so we can sell.

SaturaVeritas believes that we need to save the earth so that we can break it down an sell it to the first interstellar bidder that comes along.

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve been inviting a few potential bidders for earth. We can all get enough money to start a nice life in the galaxy they tell me. But they want to see evidence that we haven’t permantely destabalized earth’s climate. A planet that supports life is far more valuable on the open market I’ve found. So I’ve been marketing earth as Living, meaning it has varied and multiplicit life all over it’s surface. But I gotta be honest. y’all are kinda burning the place down.

Obviously I would bee getting a lot more of that galactic cash than y’all